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Taylor Swift Reacts to “Sexist Joke” About Her

3 Mar

-For the Uncensored!

It seems that every time Taylor Swift has a reaction to something, it’s felt across the entertainment landmine. Considering that she staged her beef with Kanye West back in 2015, and Kanye even recorded the conversation, causing her to pull back her attacks on Kanye West.

“Famous” Kanye West

That used to be what people cared about, but today, celebrity and all those who relish in it are the joke. They aren’t the butt, they are the taint because without controversy, Taylor Swift wouldn’t matter. Again, if Tom Hiddleston would like his balls back from the jar she keeps underneath her bed, please let me know. But this isn’t personal, as I do not know Taylor Swift, and was never really a fan of her music. 

            When the line in Ginny and Georgia said, “Why do you care, you go through more men than Taylor Swift” she said in a tweet it was sexist.

1, this would have been every gossip headliner’s bit, but the problem is, no one cares about celebrities, and if people still defend Taylor Swift, it’s out of nostalgia for a medium that doesn’t care about craft, or artistic merit. 

            Again, being famous isn’t the thing I care about. Being famous is like dying all over again. It’s becoming someone else in order to be able to maintain a decadent lifestyle. If you cut yourself, everyone laughs with you, if you cut the audience, they won’t come back and buy your tickets. I mean, she appeared in an Apple trailer where she mocked herself falling off a treadmill, and even did it in one take. So, how can Taylor Swift be offended by this? She can’t pick and choose, but I’m not blaming her for being offended. If her body count of men represented her state of denial, she would have married the guy that she danced with the swastika painted on his chest. 

https://www.tmz.com/2009/10/29/taylor-swift-embraces-the-swastika/

            With her anti-Trump personality coming into bloom, it seems like a big mistake to start accusing shows of being sexist for stating what women and men both do. It’s okay to have lots of partners, I don’t care what and who she diddled, hell, fuck whoever you want. Just own up to it. Laugh at yourself. But from 2015-2020, leftists stars bit the bullet and attacked Trump at every corner, resulting in the lowest movie attendance record, music, book sales in the history of the entertainment business since the crash in the 1920’s.            

But this isn’t about Trump, and her “faux” hatred she felt, but being humble is what gets us through the day. I know that celebrities had not really faced the fire before the age of social media, but learn to be a public figure if you are going to be in the public. Hell, diddle more people, live your life, but don’t pretend you actually felt outrage over this, Taylor. Hell, I don’t even like your music, but at least give Tom Hiddleston his balls back, he needs them. He’s been crying about it since then.

-Louis Bruno is the author of more than 15 books, including, The Michael Project, The Michael Project: Book 2: The Lost Children of Eve, Thy Kingdom Come, The Disintegrating Bloodline, Apocalypse Soldier, Hierarchy of Dwindling Sheep. His books can be found on Amazon, Barnes and Noble, and Lulu. He can be found on Gab, https://gab.com/thereallouistbruno, Minds https://www.minds.com/lbruno8063/, and Parlerhttps://parler.com/profile/therealLouistbruno/posts. Instagram @lbrruno8063 and @louisbrunoofficialbook. He has written for the Intellectual Conservative and Ephemere. His latest, Come Home, Young One, a dark fantasy novel is out now at Lulu.com. Link is here: https://www.lulu.com/en/us/shop/louis-bruno/come-home-young-one/hardcover/product-pw8q7z.html?page=1&pageSize=4.

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The Boomer’s and Video Games: A Critique and Rant

25 Feb

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Imagine it’s the 80’s, and you are a highly “sophisticated” intellectual and you find that your son likes this thing called Nintendo. He gets the fact that you move Mario right to left but your son sees something else. It’s world that he can inhabit just as much as any science fiction or fantasy book the boomer liked in his day. It’s not that different from make believe. Boomers had board games and table tops that allowed them to think outside the box. But for those boomers who did understand video games, they knew the fire that came after. Some Gen-Exers and boomers got video games. It’s the boomer that sits in his ivory tower in academia that looks down on us. The people who work shit jobs for bum paychecks, getting fired at the end of every season.  

            Those boomers exist, and some are gen-exers who bemoan the death of literature. (I have family like this, and it makes me cringe). I love books immensely, but at some point, you got to have other hobbies and interest. Sometimes, you can play an instrument. You can help the poor at your local food bank…help lecture the poor as you walk into the bank with your money that you earned.

            But sometimes it’s great to play a video game. That’s what the best movies used to mean. It used to mean pulling myself into a dangerous world where it doesn’t exist in real life. Back when we had first world problems to worry about. Like how micro aggressions were so important, and “safe spaces.” 

            But seriously, the boomers who hate video games are the same stodgy assholes who don’t read comics, or genre fiction, and pretend that literature is still the best. Pass me the cyanide if I have to read Wuthering Heights, no thanks, Ms. Bronte. I write my own depressing novels, I don’t need your bullshit attached to my life. Jk, Emily Bronte, you can always suck my penis. Take that you old granny boomer bitch! That’s for ruining of a lot of high school and College English lit classes. So, go make me a sandwich.

            Okay, other than that dig against a dead woman who ruined college lit classes, there are the insane boomers that hate video games. Why? I think those boomers who hate video games are worse than Lars Ulrich who hates music and the people who listen to Metallica. Talk about boomer bitches!

            But video games provided an escape and the years spent following that escape, even it was hiding away in art, or video games, the Boomers looked at us with hatred as they saw video games as a threat.

            But they hate video games, like it’s beneath them. The boomers aren’t bad people but they are people who never pursued there dreams. And work is not a dream. Being in the medical field, sucks! We can all say that. Unless you’re dancing and putting it online. So, that doesn’t count.  But boomers never had it hard. They had good jobs, while most of the working class was getting screwed for the past six decades, the Bill Gates and the Steve Jobs (who weirdly enough understood video games, as Gates funded XBOX and Jobs understood the mechanics of computers) were blind enough to let all of society go to shit. And for that, fuck you very much semi in touch tech literate boomers/psycopaths who created viruses to destroy mankind.

            But in some cases, are we merely just one more step away from the brink? With video games being attacked for “misogyny” it makes for little pleasure to be lectured by head of Naughty Dogg, Neil Druckman about right and wrong. While I do love the Last of Us 2, he’s a big fucking boomer. Calling people boomers in print is very 18th Century of me. I think I’m gonna light a candle and walk through my house in the dark. Try it. It’s pretty fucking dope.

            To pinch this turd short, not all boomers are bad, but they don’t have to be old to be a boomers either. I love books, and reading, so maybe that makes me a boomer, but it’s funny how actual boomers escaped with hating there children while they had the world in there hand, living off doing the bare minimum, and then giving up all there freedoms to China, while making fun of there children for wanting to do more than just “work” at a stupid fucking day job where they got to surf the Internet and lecture people about “real work.” And they fucked it all up.

            But, this doesn’t reflect Skyrim granny, because we all love Skyrim Granny. Shirley Curry,  has nearly 950k subscribers on YouTube, as she streams Bethesda’s popular hit fantasy game, for the last five years. So not everyone is a boomer. (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzkY7wa8Ksxv4M5NyUYgTmA)

            But to the other boomers, thanks. It’s been real. Now go in your nursing home, Biden, before you spill your apple sauce.

-Louis Bruno is the author of more than 15 books, including, The Michael Project, The Michael Project: Book 2: The Lost Children of Eve, Thy Kingdom Come, The Disintegrating Bloodline, Apocalypse Soldier, Hierarchy of Dwindling Sheep. His books can be found on Amazon, Barnes and Noble, and Lulu. He can be found on Gab, https://gab.com/thereallouistbruno, Minds https://www.minds.com/lbruno8063/, and Parlerhttps://parler.com/profile/therealLouistbruno/posts. Instagram @lbrruno8063 and @louisbrunoofficialbook.He has written for the Intellectual Conservative and Ephemere. His latest, Come Home, Young One, a dark fantasy novel is out now at Lulu.com. Link is here: https://www.lulu.com/en/us/shop/louis-bruno/come-home-young-one/hardcover/product-pw8q7z.html?page=1&pageSize=4

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